Pedro, the man behind 13 Tattoo, is more than happy to leave his intricate and often terrifying art on your skin. Fancy a forearm-sized image of a slathering dragon? Or bicep decorated with a grinning, red-face devil? Or perhaps a slightly less fearsome 1950s-style pin-up? Pedro’s certainly your chap.

Just be sure to call in advance: the man hates to be disturbed while a work is in progress and will only answer the door if he doesn’t have anything on the go—a policy that might be quite convenient for those with a regrettable penchant for impulse tattoos…