Welcome to the Deuce. See the horshoe shaped bar to your right? It’s the perfect spot to sit and have a cheap beer. Did you notice all of the neon? This place is rough around the edges but really smooth in a grimy kind of way.

Wanna play pool? The table is open and the jukebox stays classic. Who is that guy in the corner of the bar? He looks like Keith Richards!! But his accent is fake and his nose is too big. Let’s just hang out and kick a few back, maybe chat up some people that remember what the beach used to be like.