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London
Throw it all away
How to spend money like you're having a mid-life crisis

If other people’s “recess” means “success” for you, and your two negative signs come out in the positive, you’ve arrived at the right place. Recently ranked by Mercer’s Cost of Living Survey as the third most expensive city in the world (preceded only by Moscow and Tokyo), London carries famously expensive prices that make it an excellent playground to blow through all of your money like you’re having a damning mid-life crisis.

Here, we compile the city’s most opulent, extreme, regal locations with price tags that would make even the Queen shudder.

Places in this guide

  • Mahiki Sex on the beach

    The “Armada Treasure Chest” drink, serving eight, is literally worth its weight in gold: a 24-carat bin filled with Limited Edition Pusser’s topped with Louis Roederer Cristal champagne costs £650.

  • Harrods Be afraid, be very afraid ...

    The palatial, curved-dome food halls here are a work of art in their own right and continuously break “World’s Most Expensive” records, as with their 2008 introduction of Lebanese chocolatier Patchi’s £5,000 sweets, made from organic cocoa and studded with Swarowski crystals.

  • May Fair Spa Blissful escape

    We think that the 225-minute Algotherm Jet Lag Reviver, which soothes tired bones with a full body aroma massage, mud wrap and vichy shower at a heady £330, should make world travelers feel immediately at home again.

  • Sketch Sensory pleasures

    Dinner at Sketch’s all-white Gallery Bar, London’s most expensive restaurant, usually consists of über-tan Italian business types, seared foie gras, grappa and a £300 bill. Of course that’s per person, silly!

  • Claridge’s Aristocratic stay

    Do like Kate Moss does and nibble on the hotel bar’s lobster sandwich (£23) before retiring to the second-floor Piano Suite (£4,000)—despite the fact that you live in London.

  • Jo Malone The world's most expensive candles

    If you want to literally burn about £100 away, do it with class: Jo Malone’s Fragrance Combining Candle is a trio of small tea lights that meld luscious fragrances together, like wild fig with cassis, hyacinth and cedarwood.

  • Agent Provocateur Longing for lingerie

    Domination at the exclusive British lingerie store is purchasable in the form of a retractable leather-handled whip for £295; love, on the other hand, can’t be bought.

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